Showing posts with label Funny SMS Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Hindi Joke: Saste Ka Natija

12:18 AM by UnknownNo comments
husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

Hindi Joke: Bahar Ka Khana Mat Khao

12:16 AM by UnknownNo comments
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..

Monday, June 24, 2013

8:41 PM by UnknownNo comments
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

8:34 PM by UnknownNo comments
A sweet girl goes to Ram's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. 
Ram sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

7:42 AM by UnknownNo comments
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Sunday, June 23, 2013

7:07 PM by UnknownNo comments
Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
Wen U Worid:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai

Saturday, June 8, 2013

6:19 AM by UnknownNo comments
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
 If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"