Hindi Jokes & Hindi sms

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:     Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.Sardar hasne laga
Banta :  Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

                          

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar:             Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
                         Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu