Hindi Jokes & Hindi sms

After robbing the bank,  robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:     Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati-  Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai ?

Ek din Sardar jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.Sardar hasne laga
Banta :  Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

                          

Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
Wen U Worid:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .

Raj : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Raj : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar:             Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
                         Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

 

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh
patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati –                           Namaste Sasur Ji